A Man for All Seasons

On sale now for a limited time: tall, dark, and handsome.

Buy one, get one free,
Better get em’ while they last,
They don’t come cheap.

Arm candy strung upon your limb,
This season’s Prada bag,
Thrown away—
Out of season.

Umbrella—
Perpetual April rain remains evident.

Sunglasses—
Don’t look back into the incessant Sun.

Hat—
Leaves may fall.

Wear him like a coat during winter—
Weather-permitting.

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